We post the bait
A take so bad it loops back around to art. Carefully engineered to be wrong in a way that you specifically cannot let slide.
A memecoin with exactly one utility
THINK BEFORE YOU REPLY.
Or don’t. We honestly prefer that you don’t. $RAGEBAIT is the token behind a Twitter account whose entire job is posting the worst take you’ve ever seen until you quote-tweet it. Every angry reply is a marketing spend we didn’t pay for.
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COMING SOON
- 0apologies issued
- 0of takes on purpose
- 0chimp, deep in thought
The business model
You are the liquidity. Your replies are the roadmap.
You take the bait
“I never reply to these but...” Yes you do. You always do. That’s the entire thesis. Thank you for your service.
Attention → chart
Every quote-tweet drags three more people into the replies. Eyeballs land on the ticker. The chimp keeps thinking. Number does what number does.
Live-ish
The Rage Meter
A scientifically meaningless dashboard of the account’s impact on the human condition.
0“ratio” replies
0quote-tweets that start with “imagine”
0people who said they were muting us
0…who came back
0community notes dodged
0takes retracted
Tokenomics
Simple enough to explain in a reply.
1B
Total supply
One billion. One for every person we’ve annoyed, with room to grow.
0%
Buy / sell tax
The only thing we tax is your patience.
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LP burned
Liquidity is locked. Our opinions are not.
100%
Utility is spite
No staking. No DAO. No app. Just a chimp, a keyboard, and your worst impulses.
Roadmap
Phases, allegedly.
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Phase 1
Post
Launch the account. Say something unforgivable about breakfast foods.
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Phase 2
Get ratioed
Achieve a reply-to-like ratio that would end a normal person’s career.
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Phase 3
Keep posting
Double down. Triple down. Quote-tweet our own haters with “interesting.”
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Phase 4
Trend for the wrong reasons
Get a screenshot of our tweet on a news site with the words “sparks outrage.”
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Phase 5
???
The chimp has not told us yet. He is still thinking.
Interactive
The Bait Generator
Can’t think of anything to be wrong about? Let the chimp think for you.
RAGEBAIT ✓
@ragebaitpf
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FAQ
Frequently angry questions.
Do you actually believe the things you post?
The chimp believes in you. That’s as far as we’re willing to go.
What does the token do?
It goes up and down. Between those two events, it exists as a monument to how easy it is to make people type.
Is this a serious project?
We have a roadmap with a phase called “???”. You decide.
Why a chimp?
Look at him. He is thinking so hard. He’s about to say something terrible and he knows it. That’s the whole brand.
Are you going to reply to my reply?
Only with “interesting.”